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How to Fuck Up Less

Alright. So this is for my ex boyfriend, who is unlikely to take my advice and is more likely to feel personally attacked. I feel that it is my responsibility to him to write it anyway, and perhaps others will benefit from it despite him. How to Fuck Up Less in Relationships #1 Trust your […]
To the Women

I’ve seen at least one of you mock me outright, and your behavior alone tells me you’re not evolved enough to understand just what that says about you as a person. So I’ll educate you. To inflict the sort of harm that you have and to then further victimize your victim reeks of sociopathy, or […]
That Far Up My Ass

There’s a thing I do where I give awful people the benefit of the doubt and try to see things from their perspective. Let’s assume they’re reasonable and that they mean well, no matter the damage they’ve caused. So here’s a breakdown of what Brian might have been thinking if he were fundamentally good, plus […]
As I Understand It

So you guys are probably thinking, “What the hell is up with Brian? Was the infidelity scare real or was it all made up by some malicious third entity? How did your friends know if they weren’t making it up?” Or maybe you’re not a fucking idiot and you pretty much already know that he […]
Break-up Blog

I know that when I leave here today, it will be for good, and it will be alone. I’ve felt it coming for a while now, but I had to try to hold on. Because, and he’ll scoff or worse when he hears this, I adore the man. It was inevitable that this day would […]
The Brian Experiment

Brian will tell you that I was a bitch. I woke him up yesterday with a massage, then I rode him til he came, first time in our whole relationship because I’m shy about stuff like that, then I bought him some shit at Goodwill. I shower when we return from shopping and make myself […]
The Resurrected Mother

I’ve been talking to my mother for a couple of days. I accidentally sent her a friend request on Facebook and she intentionally sent me a message, so I begrudgingly replied, because Acid God told me that I had to. She says her new husband has made her a better person. You know, the one […]
Cheating

“Remain devoted to one another NO MATTER WHAT,” reads the pamphlet. A pang of guilt shoots through my gut, then my face contorts into a sarcastic snicker and I smack my lips. “Nah man, look, check this out…” I’m speaking for myself, but I’m a very fair person and I think that the real God […]
If I Could Change It… Or Change You

Imagine you meet someone perfect for you. You’re usually the funny one, but this gal or guy makes you laugh your butt off and you need barely get a word in. They like to cook, good thing because you don’t, and they hate to do the dishes, which you don’t mind. The time you spend […]
Who You Are

“The war is ours,” reads the bio of another fake profile depicting another familiar face with ten friends that look like people I know, but aren’t. “It’s called deepfake, you moron.” They all still tell me I’m crazy, you know? Everyone does, especially the people who know I’m right. Two years of gaslighting at the […]