Alright. So this is for my ex boyfriend, who is unlikely to take my advice and is more likely to feel personally attacked. I feel that it is my responsibility to him to write it anyway, and perhaps others will benefit from it despite him. How to Fuck Up Less in Relationships #1 Trust your […]

I’ve seen at least one of you mock me outright, and your behavior alone tells me you’re not evolved enough to understand just what that says about you as a person. So I’ll educate you. To inflict the sort of harm that you have and to then further victimize your victim reeks of sociopathy, or […]

There’s one more argument consistently raised by Brian that I would like to address. Obviously, you can infer from the title that it is that of my alleged hypocrisy. Brian’s counting apparently and says that since we met, I’ve slept with four people. So we’re even, right? He’s done nothing wrong in doing the exact […]

It’s come up a few times, they want it to be known that they disapprove of the slapping. Officially, so do I. But it’s not like that. First of all, let me tell you about the beginning of our relationship. Within a month or two of meeting, Brian had taken to pushing me around, so […]

So some people started popping up when all this shit started going down, and all of them seemed to be somehow employed in or engaged with the mental health industry. When this happened, those people made up three out of the three clients I had seen so far that week. The odds of this being […]

So you guys are probably thinking, “What the hell is up with Brian? Was the infidelity scare real or was it all made up by some malicious third entity? How did your friends know if they weren’t making it up?” Or maybe you’re not a fucking idiot and you pretty much already know that he […]

I know that when I leave here today, it will be for good, and it will be alone. I’ve felt it coming for a while now, but I had to try to hold on. Because, and he’ll scoff or worse when he hears this, I adore the man. It was inevitable that this day would […]

Brian will tell you that I was a bitch. I woke him up yesterday with a massage, then I rode him til he came, first time in our whole relationship because I’m shy about stuff like that, then I bought him some shit at Goodwill. I shower when we return from shopping and make myself […]

I’ve been talking to my mother for a couple of days. I accidentally sent her a friend request on Facebook and she intentionally sent me a message, so I begrudgingly replied, because Acid God told me that I had to. She says her new husband has made her a better person. You know, the one […]